{"product_id":"happy-retirement","title":"Happy Retirement","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eHappy Retirement.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlease retire responsibly.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFree at last! No more nine-to-five (or whatever), but new retirees are still answerable to the laws of physics. Go nuts with your new freedom, but be careful!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCard measures \u003cspan\u003e5.5 × 4.25 inches\u003c\/span\u003e, is blank inside, and comes with a recycled white or Kraft envelope.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted on 130# smooth white cover stock and packaged in plant-based, certified compostable sleeves.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFrom our brilliant friend at \u003cem\u003ePictrix Design,\u003c\/em\u003e designed with an absurd attention to detail in Portland, Oregon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e© Anne Connell | Pictrix Design\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pictrix Design","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49662193008888,"sku":"27584","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0616\/6082\/3800\/files\/HappyRetirement.jpg?v=1782433654","url":"https:\/\/www.craftcontemporaryshop.org\/products\/happy-retirement","provider":"Craft Contemporary Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}