Take A Ticket - Dad Jokes
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A new concept in dad humor: a take-anywhere, use-as-needed mini box of comic gold!
When things get entirely too serious, this goofy little ticket dispenser always has a tearable pun ready and waiting. Reach for it when you want to make kids laugh, adults groan, and teenagers roll their eyes.
Jokes include:
- What did the buffalo say when his son left for college? Bison
- What do you call the littlest bear? Bear minimum
- If the USA is so great, why did they make the USB?
- How do you organize a party in space? You planet!
Box includes 200 perforated tickets, each with a joke only a dad would tell.

